The Huge Deadpan Young Bear

press. strong, direct, sustained. Leaning on every word. Tap any row for its hint.

The line everyone read

“Don't forget to water the plant on the windowsill. It's looking thirsty.”

On 2026-09-04, everyone on Earth got this same absurd recipe and this same mundane line. The results were gloriously different.

Recordings are never public here: players share their own takes by handing out an unlisted link. The voice-data promise.

Your voice stays yours.

No AI listens to, analyzes, or trains on your recordings. Ever.

Every recording is deleted after 30 days, on every plan. Your creatures and streaks stay forever.

Audio never leaves your device unless you keep a take. Read the full promise